Who's This Loser?

So I was going through old pictures and I happened to find this one from three years ago. I don't really know what I'm trying to accomplish in this picture.

Is it a joke?

I'm clearly attempting to be artsy by taking the picture in sepia and looking like I'm troubled. That doesn't mean it's art. It means it's ridiculous.

Am I trying to look beautiful? What does it mean?

Oh...and I'm being really careful not to look at the camera. Why, I don't know. Maybe because that makes me more attractive? Your guess is as good as mine.

That's not the only picture I pulled out of the archives. Here's another for your delight.

Apparently the "looking in the opposite direction while the picture is being taken" angle is something that I thought was really cool. Here's yet another one where I decided that looking away would make for an artsy picture. Instead I'm standing in warm-up goalie gear outside of a loading dock. And that's not art either. That's stupid.

The next is a picture that I took last summer, on a self-enforced Tie Tuesday with my friend Nicole. We worked in Journeys together, an alternative pseudo-punk sneaker store that you'd usually find in a mall. We decided we'd be classy and once a week we would wear ties to work and really rock the upscale look. That's all fine, but when I decide to pair it with a goofy-looking smile, I lose the credibility. You be the judge.



She's gorgeous. Me? I might as well be drooling. Is my shirt supposed to be that tight? Who knows...

What am I doing? Oh right, I'm skiing. Indoors. And being a tool. Full-time occupation folks, full-time.